1.
WHAT DID GOD SAY WHEN NOAH TOLD HIM HE WANTED TO BUILD THE ARK OUT OF BRICK
HE SAID, "NO--GO FOR WOOD(gopherwood) (GEN
2.
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF ISAIAH'S HORSE?
IS ME. ISAIAH SAID "WOE IS ME" (ISAIAH 6:5)
3.
WHAT DID PAUL DO BESIDES PREACH,TEACH,AND MAKE
TENTS?
HE WAS A BAKER,BECAUSE HE WENT TO
4.
WHO SPOKE WHEN HE WAS JUST A BABY?
JOB....HE CURSED THE DAY HE WAS BORN.
5.
WHY WAS MOSES BURIED IN THE
...HE WAS DEAD...
6.
WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPEN TO
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A STAGNATION.
7.
WHICH OLD TESTAMENT PROPHETS WERE BLIND?
HOSEA,JOEL,AMOS,HAHUM,HABBAKUK....NONE OF THEM
HAVE i's
8.
WHAT DISHONIST MUSICAL INSTRUMENT DID DAVID PLAY?
THE LYRE
9.
WHAT AGE WERE THE GOATS WHEN ADAM NAMED THEM IN THE GARDEN?
....THEY WERE JUST KIDS.....
10
WHERE WAS SOLOMON'S
....ON THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD...
11. HOW DID RUTH TREAT BOAZ BADLY?
...SHE PULLED HIS EARS AND WALKED ON HIS CORN...
12. WHO WAS THE FASTEST RUNNER IN THE
BIBLE?
...ADAM ...HE WAS FIRST IN THE HUMAN RACE
13. WHO RANG THE FIRST
...CAIN HIT ABEL...
14. HOW LONG DID CAIN HATE HIS BROTHER?
...AS LONG AS HE WAS ABEL...
15. WHO WAS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL DOCTOR IN
THE BIBLE?
... JOB HE HAD THE MOST PATIENCE
16. WHY WAS A WOMAN IN THE OLD TESTAMENT
TURNED INTO A PILLAR OF SALT?
...SHE WAS DISSATIFIED WITH HER
17. AS STRONG AS SAMSON WAS,WHAT WAS THE ONE THING HE COULDN'T HOLD FOR LONG?
... HIS BREATH...
18. WHAT TWO THINGS COULD SAMSON NEVER HAVE
FOR BREAKFAST?
... LUNCH AND DINNER...
19. WHEN THE
...NO,HE CAME FOURTH OUT OF THE ARK...
20. WHAT IS THE ONLY STATE MENTIONED IN THE
BIBLE?
...
21. WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT CAIN AND ABEL
NEVER HAD?
...GRANDPARENTS...
22. WHAT PROPHET WAS A SPACE TRAVELER?
...ELIJAH,--HE WENT UP IN A FIERY CHARIOT...
23. HOW DO WE KNOW CAIN TOOK A NAP AFTER HE
KILLED ABEL?
...HE WENT TO THE
24. Why DIDN'T JONAH TRUST THE OCEAN?
...HE KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING FISHY IN IT...
25. HOW LONG DID SAMSON LOVE DELILAH?
...UNTIL SHE BALD HIM OUT...
26
WHO KILLED A FOURTH OF THE PEOPLE IN THE
WORLD?
...CAIN,WHEN HE KILLED ABEL...
27. WHAT WAS EVE'S FORMAL NAME?
...MADAM ADAM...
28. A CAMEL WITHOUT A HUMP WAS BORN ON THE
...HUMPHREY...
29. WHAT WAS ADAM AND EVE'S PHONE NUMBER?
...ADAM-8-1-2...
30. WHY DID MOSES HAVE TO BE HIDDEN QUICKLY
AS A BABY?
... BECAUSE IT WAS A RUSH JOB...
31. WHAT DID SAMSON EAT TO BECOME STRONG?
...MUSSELS...
32. IF SOLOMON WERE ALIVE TODAY, WHY WOULD HE
BE CONSIDERED A REMARKABLE MAN?
...HE WOULD BE ALMOST 3000 YEARS OLD...
33. WHO WAS NAMED AFTER A CHICKEN?
...HEN (Zechariah
34. WHAT BOOK OF THE OLD TESTAMENT HAS AN
UGLY OLD WOMAN IN ITS NAME?
...(HAG)GAI...
35. WHO WAS THE MOST POPULAR ACTOR IN THE
BIBLE?
...SAMSON,HE BROUGHT THE HOUSE DOWN...
36. WHAT AVIATOR IS MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE?
...PILATE...
37. WHEN JOSEPH WAS IN PRISON IN
...
38. WHEN WAS ADAM BORN?
...A LITTLE BEFORE EVE...
39. WHAT KIND OF LIGHTS DID NOAH USE ON THE
...FLOOD LIGHTS...
40. WHY WAS NOAH LIKE A HUNGRY CAT?
HE WENT 150 DAYS AND NIGHTS WITHOUT FINDING ARARAT (e'er
a rat)
41. WHAT DID JESUS HAVE IN COMMON WITH THE
FISH THAT SWALLOWED JONAH?
JESUS HAD DINNER WITH A SINNER AND THE FISH A SINNER FOR DINNER
42. HOW DO WE KNOW ISAIAH'S PARENTS WERE
GOOD BUSINESS PEOPLE?
...THEY BOTH RAISED A PROPHET...
43. WHAT KIND OF FUR DID ADAM AND EVE WEAR?
...BARESKIN...
44. IF MOSES HAD DROPPED HIS ROD IN THE
...WET...
45. SINCE METHUSELAH WAS THE OLDEST MAN,
WHY DID HE DIE BEFORE HIS FATHER?
ENOCH, HIS FATHER NEVER DIED-- HE WAS TAKEN UP INTO HEAVEN
46. DURING WHAT SEASON DID EVE EAT THE
FORBIDDEN FRUIT?
...EARLY IN THE FALL...
47. WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO EAT HERSELF
OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME?
...EVE...
48. HOW DO WE KNOW DAVID WAS OLDER THAN
GOLIATH?
...HE ROCKED GOLIATH TO SLEEP...
49. WHAT DID ADAM AND EVE DO WHEN DRIVEN
OUT OF
...THEY RAISED CAIN...
50. WHO WAS THE BIBLE'S FIRST FINANCIAL
WIZARD?
NOAH--HE FLOATED HIS STOCK WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD WAS IN LIQUIDATION...
51. WHERE DOES IT TALK ABOUT HONDA CARS IN
THR BIBLE?
IN ACTS 1:14-- "THESE ALL CONTINUED WITH
ONE ACCORD"
52. WHAT DID NOAH SAY WHILE HE WAS LOADING
ALL THE ANIMALS ON THE
"NOW I HERD EVERTHING"
53. WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT FATHERS SHOULD LET THEIR SONS USE THE CAR?
IN PROVERBS
54. WHO INTRODUCED THE FIRST WALKING STICK?
EVE ...WHEN SHE PRESENTED ADAM A LITTLE CAIN.
55. WHY WAS ADAM'S FIRST DAY THE LONGEST?
...BECAUSE IT HAD NO EVE....
56. Why DIDN'T THEY PLAY CARDS ON NOAH'S
... BECAUSE NOAH SAT ON THE DECK...
57. What is the shortest verse in the
bible?
...JOHN 11:35... "Jesus wept"
58. What did Noah call the cat that fell
into the pickel barrel on the ark?
...SOUR PUSS.....
59. On Noah's Ark,why did the dog have so many friends?
...Because he wagged his tail instead of his tongue....
60. Why was the letter W the nastiest
letter in the Bible?
...Because it always makes ill will...
61.